I Want My NPCs

(sung to the tune of Dire Straits’ ‘I want my MTV’)

I want my — I want my NPCs

Now look at them yo-yos

That’s the way you do it

You learn your scripts as an NPC

That ain’t thinking — that’s the way you do it

Use your Mind for nothing. No thoughts for thee

Now that ain’t thinking

That’s the way you do it

I tell ya’ your Puppet Masters ain’t dumb

You give your own Nation the Middle Finger

While under your Puppet Master’s thumb

You’ve got to upload new instructions

Learn to think little NPC

Cut your string little Puppet

Cut your strings little NPCI

See that little Tranny with the earrings and the makeup

NPCs see a Woman there

That little Tranny’s got a Y chromosome

That little Tranny he’s a Man right there

You’ve got to upload new instructions

Learn to think little NPC

Cut your string little Puppet

Cut your strings little NPC

You’ve got to upload new instructions

Learn to think little NPC

Cut your string little Puppet

Cut your strings little NPC

Yo should have learned to think for yourself

You should have learned to not play dumb

Look at that drama

NPC goes around hitting Nazis man

NPCs your Time has Come!

NPCs scared, what’s that — a Fascist Movement?

Banging on the drums for a war with thee

Communism ain’t working

You paid tuition for nothing

Get a refund on your College fees!